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Junkluggers
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This is a public service announcement: I see you, just throwing your trash into any can you see. Well let me tell you, there’s a complex system that collects and processes your junk. And it starts and ends with us: JUNKLUGGERS. Let's see how it works.
STEP ONE
The first step is distributing information because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. Trash goes in green and blue is for recycling. Double check our acceptable recycling list. No pizza boxes and no tofu containers!
STEP TWO
This is the step where we rely on YOU! Make sure you know your pick up date. Know where to place your garbage cans. Throughout the week collect your junk in clear plastic bags. Don’t overstuff them and remember:
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Alright! Let's dig a little deeper
STEP THREE
This is when our hardworking junkluggers come to your home to collect your junk. Make sure that your vehicle is parked in a way that won’t obstruct the path of the official LUGGIN’ TRUCKS. We want to lug your junk as fast as possible.
STEP FOUR
When our junkluggers come back to our state of the art facilities near the abandoned gold mine, our junk sorters begin to sort your junk into neat piles – glass, plastic, metal, and garbage. But remember at the end of the day – it’s all junk, so call
One eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
We see the way you look at our junkluggers. You think they’re uneducated manual labor brutes. But let me tell you, our junkluggers are highly educated and trained, and are well paid with benefits. Are you?
STEP FIVE
Disposal: This is how we actually get rid of your junk. We sell recyclable materials to processing centers all over the world. Garbage goes into a landfill. You might think that we have some eco friendly way of creating landfills, but we basically just put all your trash into a giant trash bag, bury it underground and hope nothing bad happens.
Anyway, if you’ve got junk that needs to be lugged JUST CALL
One eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
Call one eight hundred J-U-N-K
Junkluggers lug your junk away
And most importantly, remember to be careful about what you throw away. Because when you control the trash, you control information.
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